I saw  a very intense play recently. It went something like this......

Ting Ting Ting Scene one

The heroine....Jaya walks on the stage. "Mera naam jaya hain" she announces. Another guy walks on stage "Mera naam Raaj hain.....tumhara naam jaya hai to kya hua.....tumko local bhasha me baat karna chahiye." Jaya says "arre jabardasti hain kya?" Raj says "Bilkul Bilkul". Jaya says "Nahin kiya to". Raj is angry now "Tumko state ke bahar parcel kardunga".

Jaya looks around warily and finds Priyanka standing there "Piggy chops, tu bhi kuch bol na." Priyanka "haan haan mai aapke saath hoon." Raj says "arre tumlog morcha bana rahen ho kya....ye to mera kaam hain" Jaya confides to Priyanka "Chai peena hota hain to ye Raj mere ghar Jalsa mein aata hain". Priyanka saya "Accha! Chai peena hain to Jalsa.....aur bahar aake salsa!"

Raj call for a press conference. "Aika, Aika, Aika.....amhi protest karnar aahe. Pratyak tassath amhi ek press statement issue karnar aahe". Jaya says "Holy Shit!". Raj looks sternly at her and says "Marathit sanga". Jaya is dumb founded. She calls up Amit. "Arre sooniye....ye holy shit ko local language main translate kijiye na".

Amit says "kya hua....woh Raj phir pareshaan kar raha hai kiya? Main abhi apne family astrologer ko phone karta hoon". He immediatly calls up Amarsingh. "Kya karen Amar!" Amar says "Abhi to main akbar aur anthony ke saath delhi mein cash baant raha hoon. Baad me phone kar yaar". Not knowing what to do Amit starts blogging.

Jaya finally goes to Raj and says "accha baba sooorrrrry." Raj says"Itna jaldi nahin Jayabai, aur publicity chahiye. Opposition ke paas bahut paisa hain. unlog advertisement daten rahatein hain.....mujhe to philal press statement se hi kaam chalana padh raha hain."

Jaya asks "To ab main kya karoon".   Raj says "Ghar jao. Mujhe bhi ghar jaake mere bacche ko english padhana hain. Ye convent school wale bahut homework detein hai"

Curtains.