Bengaluru sarkar ne bola ganabajana chod do, Ramados ne bola suta lagana chod do........ab koi bolega jeena hi chod do.......arrre mujhe Devdas samaj rakha hai kya!

I wonder if all this is actually a big misunderstanding! Maybe RAW and ISI agreed that we will stop 'smoking' each other's country......when the security note came to our 'Babus' for typing, they must have confused it with smoking cigerettes and given Ramados something to do. As it is our health minister cannot improve rural health standards. So he also got something to do. ...

TRACKBACK URL: http://blog.mid-day.com/trackback/909

Last evening I was invited to a Brand campaign of the Royal Bank of Scotland. When I entered the Hilton along with my wife, I anticipated a boring evening with bankers and socialites. After the customary pleasentries were exchanged, I moved to a corner and was chating with my wife. She saw him first. When I saw the look in her eyes, I turned to find myself face to face with the lil master. I have seen Sachin a thousand times on television and a couple of times on the field, but nothing prepared me for the sudden surge of joy that I felt on seeing him there....

TRACKBACK URL: http://blog.mid-day.com/trackback/770

I saw  a very intense play recently. It went something like this......

Ting Ting Ting Scene one

The heroine....Jaya walks on the stage. "Mera naam jaya hain" she announces. Another guy walks on stage "Mera naam Raaj hain.....tumhara naam jaya hai to kya hua.....tumko local bhasha me baat karna chahiye." Jaya says "arre jabardasti hain kya?" Raj says "Bilkul Bilkul". Jaya says "Nahin kiya to". Raj is angry now "Tumko state ke bahar parcel kardunga". ...

TRACKBACK URL: http://blog.mid-day.com/trackback/634